Yes, another roadcast this week, but don’t worry – we’ll be back LIVE next week. It seems Vanna White, along with fecal fodder, is what we love talking about. She’s on our TV’s at 730pm EST on whatever your ABC channel is, turning letters and never aging. We love her and hope that that kind of love never gets us a restraining order! Here’s what we have for YOU in Roadcast 7 – Happy Tears for Vanna White
- Annoying kid at the hockey game
- Vanna White has the easiest job in the world
- Flatulence oder in the shower
They left me! Can you believe they left me to go watch a bunch of sweaty guys fight and chase after a puck. Sheesh! Well since I was left alone, you know what I did I made some music.
All kidding aside, they did have an OK show without me.I love hearing the guys banter back and forth. GTA 5, really without a girl on the show you geek out about games. At least you picked a great game. I’m not sure about their way to donate for cancer, though. Really guys?! Sex for a cure. LOL
Overall, Im a great fan of the guys so its nice to just listen in.
Till next time,
Well .. it has returned, and it was a great recording! Roadcasts take the place of our live shows and continues to give you, the fans, more access to the great Clutch and Wiggle Experience show that has been churning and burning (both your ears and moral values) for over 5 years. We record these types of shows while on our way to New Jersey Devils hockey games. Pre-season or regular season, it’s fun to just press record and whatever falls our of our mouths or asses gets published for your all to hear.
Here’s what we got to essentially rant and “pontificate” about on Roadcast #6 – Crabs with Cancer
- Preseason hockey talk
- GTA V
- AshleyMadison.com, morals from Wiggle’s co-worker and curing kid’s cancer
(the question was asked, if you think that AshleyMadison.com is just a terrible site and it’s wrong that the site owner profits from married men and woman cheating on their spouses, would you still have the same feeling if the money made on the site went directly to kids cancer research, or simply, finds a cure for cancer in kids)
You can right-click and download Roadcast 6 – Crabs with Cancer today!
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There WILL be this!!
Roadcasts, for those who are unaware, are the recorded podcast that we do when Rob and Craig are on their way to a hockey game. Yes, it’s the pre-season where the games don’t count, but the content ends up being 20 minute or more of non-show prep listed material and more of what you love from The Clutch and Wiggle Experience’s off the cuff banter.
Hope you are entertained and enjoy it, it should be posted later tonight, most likely after 10pm EST so we hope you wait up for it!
Trumpet Sex rules! Lol, this episode was so much fun. We talked about my Twerking at the Greek Festival and Rob’s new “girlfriend” at work. I tease, but I do think the girl has a crush on him. Also, I will go on record, I would prefer to shit in the dark than to shower in the dark. Then, I spoke about the Nuns cutting me off and then the power cut out. I was being censored.
On to Trumpet Sex! Yes trumpets sound when I cum and it is as amazing as it sounds, lol.
Well that’s all for now.
P.S. As some homework, go and find the song Pinball Wizard from the Musical Tommy. Amazing song folks and a solid musical. Let me know if you like it.
Come check us out LIVE tonight as we broadcast our internet radio show at 7pm EST. The Ditz is coming back for a third helping, something tells us that she was truthful when mentioning she was dedicated to ditz up the show!
Personal stories, news and entertainment along with a few Ask.fm questions that we add our spin too. A little side nugget – does someone Rob work’s with, have a crush on him?
Click the hyperlink – add a name ( no password) – come listen and chat with us LIVE between 7pm and 9pm as The Clutch and Wiggle Experience bring unique, potty-mouthed, non-sensible internet radio is broadcast on The Clutch and Wiggle Entertainment Radio Network – also known as CWEN. Be daring too – call in during the show 201.467.5413 or Skype us – ClutchandWiggle
This weeks show was crazy. I now know what twerking is. When I went out on Friday I even gave it a try. No matter how hard the guys try, I promise, no video (maybe).
On another note, can you believe Craig hates mustard. Mmmmm I love some mustard slathered on a big hot footlong. Then Rob followed up with his love affair with the Chinese delivery guy. Just Kidding, his delivery guy is overly friendly. I think it’s nice, but hey, what do I know.
Then we talked about allot of sex. Wow there are some wonderfully perverted people out there
Sorry this one is short but more to come next week promise.
You might not be able to wear white after labor day, but you can always listen to The Clutch and Wiggle Experience, now back with MORE BOOBS!
* Wiggle vs Mustard
* Psycho-analyzing Clutch – Coffee at work and shaking the hand of the Chinese food delivery dude
* Volbeat and music that defined our “generation”
* Ask.fm questions
* Oxford dictionary adds “twerk,” “derp,” “selfie,” “phablet,”
* The Beaver Exhibit’s Superman sex toy (pic.twitter.com/Nvn06NdYc5)
* America’s Filthy Porn Searches and Trends
* Ditz Topic of the week: ladies without bras
* Goat manure spontaneously combusts
Go ahead and check out Beeker’s Mustard Vag and the hilarity all three of us bring to the table .. talk about a singing vagina!
Catch us LIVE Thursday at 7pm EST on cweradio.com and check out our web site -http://clutchwiggleexp.com
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So the Ditz (@DitzWitDTits) knocked out out of the park and closed the contest without anyone else coming on. Will she be brave enough to come back for another week? Well, with topics like – “Psycho”-analyzing Clutch, – Music defining us – American porn trends and kneeling before a principal, why wouldn’t you want to come back?
Catch Rob, Craig and the Ditz LIVE at 7pm EST on Clutch and Wiggle Entertainment Radio Network for some internet talk radio you can listen, laugh with and feel disgusted by all in 2 hours, yet feel good about yourself after your next bathroom visit.
Don’t forget, listen live or via replay on iTunes, Stitcher Smart Radio, podOmatic and through The PodGods Network!
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Today was my first time on CWE, and they asked me to stay! I am so excited. These guys have some sexy voices and I think I will have a great time with them. I did make a couple of oopsies. The first one was I misheard a question. Rob asked “who would win in a fight, Urkel or Screech?” and I answered “who would I have sex with, Urkel or Screech?”. So embarrassing. You know what was going on in my mind
The next oops was at the end. They threw it to me for a wrap up and I plugged myself. <giggle> Ok, this was kind of funny. Oh well, its all fun when its live.
I will check in each week and let you know how i do. This is a great adventure.
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